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I'm a Hot Mess Candle, Soy Scented | Sarcastic Self-Image Humor

$18.43Price
Scent
Apple Harvest
Christmas Warmth
Cinnamon Vanilla
Clean Cotton
Coconut Cream + Cardamom
Peppered Passionfruit
Sea Salt + Orchid
Unscented
White Sage and Lavender
Size
Quantity
Crisp, text-first soy candle that uses deadpan humor to capture introvert energy and low-battery days. A minimalist black-on-white label reads a short, self-deprecating line in a condensed sans layout, pairing a clean aesthetic with relatable sarcasm. Available in multiple scents and a reusable glass jar, it fits into quiet evenings, work-from-home desks, or bedside moods where witty honesty is the vibe.

Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
- Burning time: 50-60 hours
- Reusable glass vessel (cleanable after use)
- Glossy permanent adhesive label
- Choose from 12 different aromatic scents

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets.  Never burn the candle near flammable items. 
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